lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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(via lisha-stories)

kimkardashianweast:

”If black people can make jokes about white people putting raisins in tuna salad why can’t I say that all black people are fried chicken eating,gristle chewing,watermelon vacuuming,kool-aid slave brew drinking,cotton-picking lazy niggers”

(via artistic-inclination)

bookofuntom said: a white person just told me "omg you're so pretty and you don't even look mexican :D" I JSTU

black--lamb:

a list of my favorite go -to comebacks for “compli-insults”:

1. "omg you’re so pretty and you don’t even look like an ignorant fuck!"

2. "omg you’re so pretty and you don’t even look like dried cum!"

3.  ”omg you’re so pretty and you don’t even look like your ancestors killed thousands of brown people!”